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19 November 2011 @ 08:21 pm
fic: (this is a form of) letting go  

Damon Salvatore & Katherine Pierce (taken from fanpop)

title: (this is a form of) letting go
rating: r
pairing: katherine/damon[/elena]
warnings: post 3x09
a/n: written for the vampire diaries comment ficathon: part 3.
disclaimer: disclaimed.
stainofmylove's prompt: take care of yourself.

“Slept with your transference issues yet?” she asks cheerily, twists the cord hard around her fingers. All you touch and all you see. She can’t touch him and he can’t see her.

“Katherine,” his voice ends in the long-suffering, half-resigned note that it always does when he's using her name. It makes her smile. Sometimes.

“Judging by the degree of sheer frustration in the space of nine letters, I’m assuming it’s a no.”

“This is not a tradition,” he retorts, “don’t make it into a tradition.” 

It’s a habit, she wants to shrug, you’re a habit.

“Seriously, Stefan’s gone and you’re there. And you’ve been doing the whole ‘I will never leave you’ coupled with late night bedroom visits thing since about an eternity now. What’s taking her so long?” she keeps tabs on her boys.

“I’m hanging up,” he threatens. Doesn’t, though. She knew he wouldn’t. She knows a lot of things; his favorite color, his brother’s favorite book, that they both love with the same frightening intensity, and sometimes, she can’t stand it.

“You’re being cockblocked by the memory of your brother? That’s pathetic, even for you. And you’re the guy who spent a hundred and forty five years of his life sitting around waiting for a comet to crash.” she does this sometimes. Occasionally she does things she doesn’t have to do.

“It doesn’t work, you know. Not now. Not anymore.” he says. He’s not breathing though; doesn’t need to, but still does, and now he’s not, and it works every time, love.

“Don’t worry,” she says, quotes his favorite book because she knows. Because she can, “after all, tomorrow is another day. Maybe she’ll get horny enough to—”

“Katherine.” he warns. Doesn't hang up. She wants him to fucking hang up already.

“What?” the pretend innocence feels much more bitter than it did half a millennium ago, when it ran deeper than just the tip of her tongue, “she’s a girl, Damon. A human girl. An eighteen year old, human girl. Do you really think she’s virginal and virtuous and faithful or something? Surely, you’ve heard Stefan fucking her into the mattress as many times as you've sat and listened to them while trying to drown your sorrows in —”

“I swear to god, nothing will give me as much pleasure as driving something hard and wooden through you.”

He’s not angry, not really, and she thinks she might have lost that. The ability. That power. To make him angry, to hurt him like no one else possibly could. And sometimes she just gets tired.

“You’ve already tried, and how’d that work out for you?” Your brother fed from a teenage girl, she doesn’t say. Klaus has no hold over him now, she doesn’t say. 

“I’ll wait,” she can feel him shrugging, clenches the cord tighter, it’ll break and then it’ll be some sort of a metaphor for something she really doesn’t give a fuck about, “I’ll wait till the right time, Katherine. I have a lot of time, really.”

She remembers that about him; waiting. He always waits too much, waits too long. 

“What happened to you?” she asks, teases, soaks in her own stereotype, “you used to be so sweet.”

He laughs mirthlessly, “you happened, actually.”

He’s too honest, brutally so, and he’s terrible at pretenses. She remembers that about him too.

“Come to Vienna,” she says, looks out of the booth at a place that isn’t Vienna. He won’t come anyway, so, whatever, “I could heal you. Blood, sex, everything you’ve ever wanted. I’ll straighten my hair, wear boring clothes.”

“What happened to you?” he counters, her words don’t fit his mouth, but he always tries, “you used to be good at this.”

“And you used to have a dick.” she says, crude, in his face. “Try not to imagine my face when she finally lets you fuck her.”

“Come up with a better excuse for calling tomorrow.”

She won’t call tomorrow. It's not like she needs to or anything. She won’t call tomorrow.

She’s almost put the phone down, and maybe today, maybe this time, he won't.

“—take care of yourself, Katherine.”

The click of the receiver on her end drowns out his words, almost. Not quite. But close enough. Maybe next time, he won't.

(So fine, she’ll come up with a better excuse tomorrow, she’s good at those anyway).
 
 
нσω ∂σ уσυ нσℓ∂ α мσση вєαм ιη уσυʀ нαη∂?: diaries ♔ katerina; believe in lovefiddlings on November 19th, 2011 03:14 pm (UTC)
Oh, this was excellent.
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 19th, 2011 07:58 pm (UTC)
As is your icon :D Thank you! ♥
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unoshotunoshot on November 19th, 2011 06:24 pm (UTC)
Yay! You wrote another thing. I like this thing. It is full of exceptionally snarky dialogue, and maybe I will just start shipping Katherine/Damon/Caroline/EvilStefan so they can bitch knowingly at each other forever.

(I am puzzled at 'keeping the phone down'? I have never encountered that before. Must be a regionalism. I gather they are about to hang up, though, BUT THEY DO NOT HANG UP, because that would be too easy and also emotionally healthy.)
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 19th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
I have exams, so you can be sure I'll be doing my best to avoid studying. Happen to me during EVERY SINGLE EXAM. I become extra active, and procrastinate like it's my job D:

maybe I will just start shipping Katherine/Damon/Caroline/EvilStefan so they can bitch knowingly at each other forever.

I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT THIS, BUT OH MY GOD. OT4. Katherine and Damon will occasionally remember they're kind of Caroline's sires and forbid her from dating, and EvilStefan will feel bad for her and invite her to play bloody twister and they'd all obviously have all the snarky dinner times and I WANT TO SEE THIS.

(you are the second person after waltzmatildah. I did not know this was such an extraordinary thing. D: I shall change it to 'hang up' since that is universal?)
нσω ∂σ уσυ нσℓ∂ α мσση вєαм ιη уσυʀ нαη∂?: diaries ♔ elena; unsurefiddlings on November 19th, 2011 08:59 pm (UTC)
As I am comment!stalking, I am going to weigh in here, LOL. I had never heard of "keeping the phone down," either. But I figured it out and just added it to my repertoire of non-American-English-isms.
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Myramidnightblack07 on November 20th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)
YOU WROTE MORE THINGS. KATHERINE/DAMON THINGS THAT ARE GLORIOUS *___*

LOVED how well you captured the essence of their banter-ing ways, and how subtely you alluded to Katherine not getting the kind of joy out of it that she used to *sad face*

“Come to Vienna,” she says, looks out of the booth at a place that isn’t Vienna. He won’t come anyway, so, whatever, “I could heal you. Blood, sex, everything you’ve ever wanted. I’ll straighten my hair, wear boring clothes.”

LOVED THIS. It's so like her I can't even <3___<3

youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 20th, 2011 04:06 pm (UTC)
I HAVE EXAMS, SO YOU CAN BE SURE I'LL BE SPENDING MY TIME DOING THINGS THAT ARE NOT EXAMS.

Thank youu <3 I think Katherine would be kind of put-out about the fact that she can't make Damon feel as she used to, that she's lost that power. After all she loves rejecting him, and she can't do that till he wants her, which maybe now he doesn't. THESE TWO, SO DYSFUNCTIONAL, I CAN'T EVEN.

Also, you chose my favorite line. YOU WIN, AS ALWAYS.
comeundone_82: peek a boo Elenacomeundone_82 on November 20th, 2011 12:55 pm (UTC)
Not into Katherine/ Damon BUT I always love Nina and Ian in the period outfits from s1 the most so the artwork for this is AMAZING!
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 20th, 2011 04:09 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure I literally ship everyone/everyone on this show; but agreed Nina and Ian in their period costumes; UNF. I can't take credit though, it was lounging about in some folder and I have no idea what tumblr I got it off :(
comeundone_82: by<lj user=" title="comeundone_82: by" />comeundone_82 on November 22nd, 2011 06:20 pm (UTC)
Haha don´t worry, thanks for sharing anyway - tumblr is gift! So much great art there. Basically I agree, I ship a lot of people with different people BUT Damon/ Katherine. Although I like Kat...haha that makes no sense, I know!
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youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 21st, 2011 11:41 am (UTC)
Wow, your comment might actually be better than the fic itself ;) But O love how you get everything; because Damon and Katherine are all about the issues, and everything that's left unresolved. They don't communicate, and when they do, it's a twisted game of which of them can hurt the other more, and the oddest thing is they'd both been in love with each other at one point (even Katherine's admitted it now!) And usually, for me, Damon learned so much about being a vampire FROM Katherine, so they both act as sort of reflections; saying the same kind of things, acting in the same way, refusing to say they care. Oh, these two, <3

Thank you so much! ♥
a girl like that: katherinebbycassiehayes on November 21st, 2011 03:55 am (UTC)
GUHHH THIS. I READ IT ON MY PHONE AT THE FICATHON AND HAVE BEEN MEANING TO COMMENT. I can't even with this fic. Your Damon/Katherine are so spot-on and snarky and marvelous and the little insights scattered throughout are flawless and so very interesting and speak really well to their whole tangled relationship.

BASICALLY QUOTING ALL THINGS:

It’s a habit, she wants to shrug, you’re a habit.

DAMON IS HER (BAD) HABIT. How in love am I with this?

Occasionally she does things she doesn't have to do.

Yeeeeees this parallel wins all the awards, seriously, perfect expression of how very much the same these two will always be in some ways.

He’s not angry, not really and she thinks she might have lost that; the ability to make him angry. And sometimes she just gets tired.

Such a great capture of how their relationship's devolved on the show, Damon wanting to feel nothing for her, nothing to do with her, etc, and it even shows in this, how she can't affect him like she used to, even just to get him angry.

And Katherine remembering so many things about Damon is just kinda Oh and perfect and again, there is such a history buried underneath all the marvelous snark.

THESE TWO, ALL THE FEELINGS.
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 21st, 2011 11:45 am (UTC)
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'm supposed to be studying for my exams, so of course I'm writing fic. Ugh. And this was my first time writing Katherine and I was pretty much "CANNOT DO THIS, OKAY" and especially because Katherine/Damon is the holy grail of dysfunctional and doing anything with them is SO HARD. D:

But I'm really glad it worked for you ♥

Perfect expression of how very much the same these two will always be in some ways.

Hahahaha, yeah, occasionally I too do things I don't have to do in fic ;)

And I love how Damon constantly tries to win ground by trying to show her how much he absolutely doesn't care (kissing her and then rejecting her, etc) and he never quite succeeds. It's just a stunningly developed dynamic.

YOU ARE AMAZING, OKAY, THANK YOU.
a girl like that: damon salvatorecassiehayes on November 21st, 2011 04:26 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha, I am in the EXACT SAME BOAT right now, like what is studying? All I know is procrastination, clearly.

But oh my gosh, pfft, I LOVED your Katherine, seriously, and you write the holy grail of dysfunctional SO WELL.

And I love how Damon constantly tries to win ground by trying to show her how much he absolutely doesn't care (kissing her and then rejecting her, etc) and he never quite succeeds. It's just a stunningly developed dynamic.

YES. Damon is like the epitome of semi-childish HA HA LOOK HOW OVER YOU I AM HA HA. And Katherine just smirks and knows better ;) Lol, but no, it really is amazingly interesting, how much their relationship has changed and when you take into account that it was so static for a century and a half, completely on Damon's side, and now he has to do this one-eighty, of course it doesn't just disappear.

YOU ARE AMAZING FOR WRITING THIS, AND LOTS OF REASONS.
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upupa_epops: [tvd] My sweet innocent Damonupupa_epops on November 21st, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
The opening line is just priceless! So Katherine :D. Your entire Kaherine is SO Katherine.

Occasionally she does things she doesn’t have to do.

PARALELLS, BRING THEM ON!

All the harsh yet true remarks, the things Katherine knows, the general mood of being tired - this fic is amazing. I'm just too braindead to express it properly, but I've been postponing writing a comment for days now, and I didn't get any better at grasping my thoughts.
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 22nd, 2011 08:03 am (UTC)
Awww, thank youu! <3 I'm so glad it worked for you, because I was so worried about not getting Katherine right; she is so ridiculously fabulous and snarky! And her dynamic with Damon is fascinating because she keeps trying to seduce him, and he keeps getting drawn in and then rejects her and then she pouts a bit, and it is glorious :D

PARALELLS, BRING THEM ON!

VAMPIRE DAMON IS DILUTED KATHERINE PIERCE BASICALLY.
pingback_botpingback_bot on November 22nd, 2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
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sophiathorn on November 22nd, 2011 11:57 pm (UTC)
Love this! :)
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 23rd, 2011 07:30 am (UTC)
Thank you! :D
Frances: TVD - Katherine - come and get itgoldy_dollar on November 23rd, 2011 03:55 am (UTC)
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED, DID YOU HIDE IT FROM ME. D:

“You’re being cockblocked by the memory of your brother? That’s pathetic, even for you. And you’re the guy who spent a hundred and forty five years of his life sitting around waiting for a comet to crash.” she does this sometimes. Occasionally she does things she doesn’t have to do.

Hahaha I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. NICE ONE.

“—take care of yourself, Katherine.”

The click of the receiver on her end drowns out his words, almost. Not quite. But close enough. Maybe next time, he won't.

(So fine, she’ll come up with a better excuse tomorrow, she’s good at those anyway).


omg, I love them so much. Just have USTy sex already.
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on November 23rd, 2011 07:33 am (UTC)
YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT MY NEFARIOUS PLAN, ALAS.

Haha, my srs bzns fic totally turned into crack in the comments sections #noregrets

They are never going to have sex again, just as Stefan/Caroline are never going to be the most adorable bffs ever. /opposite day. GODDAMMIT SHOW, YOU BETTER GIVE ME ALL SCENES post-hiatus D:
sillylittletwitsillylittletwit on December 14th, 2011 04:46 am (UTC)
OMG. THIS IS SO, SO GOOD. Gosh, I should really get into this fandom. Why don't I? WHY DON'Y I???
youcallitwinter: tonight i think i'll walk aloneyoucallitwinter on December 14th, 2011 03:32 pm (UTC)
AWW, THANK YOU <33 YES YOU SHOULD, WHY AREN'T YOU? DD:
gemma: tvd; damon and katherinecranmers on October 28th, 2012 05:52 pm (UTC)
“I swear to god, nothing will give me as much pleasure as driving something hard and wooden through you.”

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LOL YOU.