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02 June 2013 @ 11:17 am
i don't think we're in kansas anymore  
who's a bandwagon-jumper? me! me!

I am kind of confused by what this is, but it involves writing fic, as far as I can tell? After making the shiny masterlist, I am mostly cringing at half the stuff on the aforementioned shiny masterlist, but I am a masochist, why do think I love Logan. okay, so.

Fic War

What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this reposts this.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs reposts is opening their ask box comments up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!



Fic List

in despite of
tvd | caroline; stefan/caroline | pg-13
breaking rules 1-100 of the girl code

pour a little salt, we were never here
hp | hermione; harry/hermione; ron/hermione, harry/ginny | pg
what happens is stupid; they all just grow up. That's it, that's the whole story.

to know how men breathe
got | shifting; sansa/robb | pg-13
there is no yielding here, “we are not the Targaryens.”

some may go liquid
lost | shannon; boone/shannon | r

when he's not damning himself to hell fucking his stepsister, he's making the world a better place.

so you didn't grow up to be brigitte bardot
tvd | caroline; klaus/caroline | pg-13
she wants to major in history, and go to feminist rallies, and parade across a ramp and do everything ever.

as a second language
lost | jack; jack/claire, jack/his issues | season six alternate timeline | r
she's crushing on him, he knows, like his son is crushing on her, and they're both too young to know better.

i knew you were trouble when you walked in
vm | veronica; veronica/logan, veronica/piz, logan/oc | post s3 | nc-17
And, it's just— Logan had always been an intense high-school romance, sure. But somewhere along the way, in some secret corner of her mind, she had convinced herself that was all he was; a high-school romance. Explosive, powerful, passionate, and burning itself out eventually.

calculus of a single variable
vm | veronica; veronica/logan | post s3 | pg-13
"you're often tied up. I rescue you, sometimes.”

could be a running montage of deferment
tvd rpf | joseph; joseph/candice | post s4 | pg
all you need to make a movie is a girl and a gun.
 
 
 
fluffyfrolicker: touch me and you'll burn.fluffyfrolicker on June 2nd, 2013 07:26 pm (UTC)
stefan/caroline or klaus/caroline

I have realised
the moon did not have to be full for us to love it.
youcallitwinter: all you touch and all you see.youcallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 09:45 pm (UTC)
in despite of | tvd | stefan/caroline | 1/2
This totally doesn't fit in with what the prompt demands (glorious angst!) sorry?

in despite of | stefan/caroline | breaking rules 1-100 of the girl code.



So, she kind of does that thing where she falls in love with her best friend’s ex.

And, um, oops?


-


Girl Code Rules Number 1-100: Thou shalt not fall in love with thy bff’s ex boyfriend.

Clause 45: Especially if he once threatened to throw her off a bridge and then left her to drown.

“That’s not a real thing,” Bonnie says, laughing. Beautiful Bonnie, Catty Caroline, Eternal Elena.

Except Bonnie doesn’t say, because Bonnie is dead. But Bonnie totally would’ve said it if she hadn’t been.

“It’s a thing,” Caroline says, out loud, to Bonnie. Which makes her insane in the eyes of the people watching, but dude, she’s a vampire. Insane isn’t even in the rear-view mirror anymore.


-


“Do you want a cigarette?”

I love you.

Stefan looks at her through half-lidded eyes, “since when do you smoke?”

She shrugs, “I don’t.”

He looks confused, for a second, “then why do you have a cigarette?”

Because I love you.

“I don’t.” so it would’ve kind of been a better plan to say something else that didn’t involve a cigarette she doesn’t have. But then she might just have said that other thing out loud and had to set herself on fire with that cigarette she doesn’t have.

He’s looking at her- not confused, exactly- more, just, amused, and if he thinks too much, he’s going to hit on it, because he’s Stefan Salvatore.

“You shouldn’t smoke anyway,” she adds, hastily, “it’s bad for—”

Vampire, right.

“bad.” she ends, lamely.

He laughs, and maybe it’s a good thing she’s never had a filter, and this is normal, or something.


-


So here’s the list of things she can do:

1. Stake herself

2. Tell him then stake herself.

3. Tell Elena then probably have Elena stake her, even though Elena’s with Damon, but god knows, if epic love transcends the brother of the epic love.

4. Tell him and Elena and then have the powers that be handle it, because she broke the Girl Code, that shit is serious, and probably involves karmic retribution from the universe that probably involves an eternity of torture by being locked in a room with Kol Mikaelson and his baseball bat, or something.

5. Run away and answer to the name of Glinda Fairweather and try not to laugh nervously when someone sings Sweet Caroline, because people have a tendency to randomly do that. Fucking Neil Diamond.

6. Tell nobody and pine secretly like that chick from all those movies about falling in love with your best friend ever made.

7. Wait to self-implode, because there has to be a maximum limit to the amount of lameness that the world can handle


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Re: in despite of | tvd | stefan/caroline | 2/2 - lynnenne on June 2nd, 2013 11:30 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: in despite of | tvd | stefan/caroline | 2/2 - kwritten on June 3rd, 2013 02:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: in despite of | tvd | stefan/caroline | 2/2 - crickets on June 9th, 2013 09:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: in despite of | tvd | stefan/caroline | 2/2 - fluffyfrolicker on February 11th, 2014 02:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Tenshinrtaiga: klaroline dancetenshinrtaiga on June 2nd, 2013 07:36 pm (UTC)
Klaus/Caroline
Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.



I'm not really sure how this works... Do I post like its a ficathon? Or are we limited in some way?

Edited at 2013-06-02 07:39 pm (UTC)
youcallitwinter: all you touch and all you see.youcallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 07:41 pm (UTC)
You know I'm just as confused, haha, I'm going to try writing fic and just hope that I'm not dead? DO YOU DIE? ARE WORDS THE WEAPONS? Very mysterious.

(Also, unf, that's a great prompt!)
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youcallitwinter: the way we get by.youcallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 10:11 pm (UTC)
Okay, I LOVE that you prompted VM, because lbr, that's all I want to write. But also omg, Sawyer/Juliet, I haven't written them since that one time, should be fun!
Ambassador Dummy Dummy Dumb Dumscrickets on June 2nd, 2013 07:46 pm (UTC)
the vampire diaries | katherine/stefan, still waiting for the years to cover what we can't erase
youcallitwinter: there is such a lot of world to see.youcallitwinter on June 8th, 2013 08:46 pm (UTC)
I'm writing you Jack/Claire instead, I hope you don't mind!!
(no subject) - crickets on June 8th, 2013 11:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Ishi-chanishi_chan on June 2nd, 2013 07:47 pm (UTC)
Sansa/Robb (or Sansa+Robb) - I will go quietly, but I'll stay screaming inside your sleep
youcallitwinter: keep the streets empty for meyoucallitwinter on June 4th, 2013 08:41 pm (UTC)
to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1
i have never so much as thought of this ship before, and i'm hazy on everything canon, so i apologize on both counts! [and for the reposts, ugh]




to know how men breathe
sansa/robb; | got-verse | pre-series
you will be queen someday.





“I will be your queen.”

Robb is polishing his sword, he does not look up.

“You will be queen,” he says, “of a large kingdom somewhere, someday. Your people will write verses to your beauty.”

I will be your queen, she thinks again, but does not say out loud, because she is a lady, and she knows when the gentleman is avoiding her.




-




The truth is this: Sansa Stark wants to be queen of the Northern winter. It is all she has ever wanted.

(The truth is this: Sansa Stark has always wanted far too much, far too often.)




-




Robb is beautiful.

“We are not the Lannisters,” he tells her, when she kisses him, softly, once. It is her first kiss. And she is far too bold with him. Her lady mother would disapprove of her boldness. But she would disapprove far more of the sin.

He turns away from her, and he is all muscle and strength; there is no yielding here, “We are not the Targaryens, Sansa.”

She was not aware that the Lannisters and the Targaryens were the only ones allowed to love. She thinks she may have missed that in her lessons somehow.




-




The next time, it is he who kisses her.

She can feel her lips bruising, because he is hard, and he is angry at himself. Arya is everyone’s favorite sister, and sometimes she is jealous, but she thinks she would not like to be Robb’s. Not his favorite sister.




-




She writes him letters sometimes, when he is sitting across the room. She writes on her best paper, in her best hand, in the way she has been taught. She does not let him read.

He watched the flames engulf page after page. "Why write at all then?"

A delicate shrug of her shoulders, "because I want to."



-




The story of Cersei and Jaime Lannister is the thing of legends, she has heard. It is the laughter of the handmaidens and the side-glances of all of King's Landing. And yet it is said that no man in the Seven Kingdoms looks at a woman the way Jaime Lannister looks at his sister.

Robb does not look at her, when he pulls away.

She touches her fingers to her mouth, it feels swollen. She is embarrassed that it will show. It is almost like being a common whore.

"Seven hells," he curses under his breath.

And then he is kissing her again, soft, apologetic, and she thinks this is what being a queen must feel like.

She is not a queen, yet. But she thinks this is what it must feel like, anyway.




-




Jon does not seem to look him straight in the eyes.

"I have not sinned," he insists, even though he does not know what Jon knows, and if he knows anything at all. But if he says it out loud, it may yet be the truth.




-




There is a large, yawning gap where his honor once was.

Sansa is just woman-grown.

The first touch of wine to his lips is oblivion. The second touch of her skin is madness.




-



She will go away, he knows.

And then, she does.




-




Sansa will not just be queen, she will be queen of the Iron Throne now, someday. Someday.

Every time he swallows, there is an aftertaste at the back of his throat, he does not recognize.

Sometimes, he dreams of her. Sometimes, he is not asleep when he does.




-




"I love you," she says, for the last time, hurried, desperate. Her hair is not set in the way of the South, as it often is now. It is loose around her shoulders, wild, and this is a woman he did not grow up with.

"We are not the Targaryens," he will repeat, later. He will touch her first.




-




There is wolf-blood in their veins. Her hair is the color of wildfire.

They are Starks of Winterfell, they are not Targaryens, but what he has come to realize is this: sometimes, fire and blood are the victors nonetheless.





-




She does not look back. He is glad.

He walks away. He will look back just once.




[fin]
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:05 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:26 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 09:43 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - cranmers on June 5th, 2013 10:21 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: to know how men breathe | sansa/robb | 1/1 - ishi_chan on June 5th, 2013 09:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
Ishi-chanishi_chan on June 2nd, 2013 07:50 pm (UTC)
I'll prompt this very artlessly, but could you write me dark!fic where Klaus puts Caroline in a coffin and buries her alive sometime down the road? Could be punishment or "protection", or as I see him a mix of him using one as an excuse for the other

(I wouldn't mind some triangle stuff with stefan either tbh)

Edited at 2013-06-02 07:52 pm (UTC)
youcallitwinter: broadway has you in its hold right nowyoucallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 10:12 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, WOW, you really have very specific hopes from this ship, don't you? But this is the only right kind of shipping here, tbqh, except CAROLINE, MY LOVE. But I shall see what I can do :D
(no subject) - ishi_chan on June 3rd, 2013 11:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
gemma: hh; badcranmers on June 2nd, 2013 07:51 pm (UTC)
Uhmmm IDK how this works but okay have a random compilation of prompts.
Caroline/Stefan

All these thoughts you stole from me


Caroline/Klaus

I'm only interested in stories that are about the crushing of the human heart.


Harry/Hermione

Prove to me I’m not gonna die alone


Katniss/Peeta

we laugh and it pits the world against us


Peter Pan

Then when the cops closed the fair, I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map and called for you everywhere



Arya/Gendry

you can’t make homes out of human beings
someone should have already told you that



Arya/Tywin

If I were a lion, I would be myself
I would rule the world
youcallitwinter: the lonesome all understandyoucallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 10:13 pm (UTC)
i am totally just winging it as well omg
HARRY/HERMIONE. Lately I've been in the mood for writing them, so yay for the prompt!
Re: i am totally just winging it as well omg - cranmers on June 2nd, 2013 10:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: i am totally just winging it as well omg - cranmers on June 3rd, 2013 06:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - cranmers on June 3rd, 2013 07:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - cranmers on June 3rd, 2013 08:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - cranmers on June 3rd, 2013 08:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:38 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - cranmers on June 3rd, 2013 08:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
upupa_epopsupupa_epops on June 2nd, 2013 07:57 pm (UTC)
Veronica Mars, Logan/Veronica. Senior year of college, they hook up unexpectedly, mess and misery ensue.
youcallitwinter: all we know is distanceyoucallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 10:14 pm (UTC)
ugh, you're awful and terrible and beautiful and i hate you so much D: (also, no seriously, THANK YOU for the VM prompt.)
(no subject) - youcallitwinter on June 10th, 2013 09:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - youcallitwinter on June 13th, 2013 10:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
sassy, classy, and a bit smart-assy: Text: I Shipbadboy_fangirl on June 2nd, 2013 08:18 pm (UTC)
Remember how you were gonna write me JoMo/Candice fic a bazillion years ago? Well, now Candice is engaged. So write me that angst, beyotch!
youcallitwinter: our time is nowyoucallitwinter on June 2nd, 2013 10:15 pm (UTC)
omg yes! That has been a while, now maybe wartime will make me write that, because I want to. (Also, I didn't even know Candice was dating that guy, but they're both so pretty *pets*)
(no subject) - youcallitwinter on July 8th, 2013 09:16 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Florencia: TVD (Klaus & Caroline) (Imagine)florencia7 on June 2nd, 2013 11:02 pm (UTC)
I'm a pacifist, but if war means more fics from you then I'm all for the war! LOL

Klaus/Caroline

"He wants to say I love you, nothing can hurt you

but he thinks
this is a lie, so he says in the end
you're dead, nothing can hurt you
which seems to him
a more promising beginning, more true."
youcallitwinter: the ones that come easy.youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:29 pm (UTC)
God, THAT IS A GORGEOUS PROMPT? And pretty much fic on it's own? <3
(no subject) - florencia7 on June 4th, 2013 05:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Tenshinrtaigatenshinrtaiga on June 2nd, 2013 11:34 pm (UTC)
Push, Nick/Cassie ('cause I just remembered you like this movie) - You taste like ash on my tongue. I've never tasted anything sweeter.
youcallitwinter: all you touch and all you see.youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:30 pm (UTC)
NICK/CASSIE. I'd forgotten for a moment there, man I want to rewatch that movie, because dynamic = perfect. It's always strange how chemistry works, lol
Kelsey: tvd.Caroline_sighkwritten on June 3rd, 2013 01:59 pm (UTC)
tvd (Klaus/)Caroline/Rebekah
It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me is true.
I want to know if you can disappoint another
to be true to yourself.


vm Veronica/Logan/Weevil ghosts walk among us: that one time she let them call her Lilly and the one time she needed them to but they didn't

vm Logan + Mac ring shopping/broship
youcallitwinter: repeated image of the lovers destroyedyoucallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:41 pm (UTC)
Oh god, WHAT is that V/L/W prompt?! You're really living upto the war-promise of soul-destroying prompts, aren't you? D: DEAD, TBH.
(no subject) - kwritten on June 4th, 2013 11:20 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - youcallitwinter on June 4th, 2013 12:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
pipsapplepips16 on June 3rd, 2013 05:07 pm (UTC)
OMG. BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE.

So,

Truman/Casey.

“These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder
Which, as they kiss, consume.”

BAM.

How do you like me now? ( I feel so gleefully evil)

If you dont want that tho, here's another one.

Justin/Alex

“I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart)I am never without it (anywhere
I go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling)
I fear no fate (for you are my fate,my sweet)I want no world (for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you.

DOUBLE BAM.

i am also so nostalgic now, not even funny. :')
youcallitwinter: someday this will be a story.youcallitwinter on June 3rd, 2013 08:47 pm (UTC)
YOU SHOULD DO IT TOO, INSTEAD OF DESTROYING MY LIFE WITH GORGEOUS PROMPTS LIKE THOSE. Oh my god, Truman/Casey to that prompt; r u the devil.

AND JUSTIN/ALEX TO e.e.cummings, JUST WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME AND BE DONE WITH IT?

Also, god, perfect fandoms were perfect.
(no subject) - applepips16 on June 4th, 2013 05:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Noellespuffy_noelle on June 4th, 2013 11:23 pm (UTC)
Hope it's not too late for a prompt?

boone/Shannon don't say you love me
youcallitwinter: we could have had it all.youcallitwinter on June 5th, 2013 07:41 am (UTC)
DEFINITELY not too late, if the fact that I've already begun writing it is any indication. /sigh
(no subject) - spuffy_noelle on June 5th, 2013 11:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
some may go liquid | boone/shannon | 1/1 - youcallitwinter on June 5th, 2013 08:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - youcallitwinter on June 17th, 2013 09:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
gemma: blackadder; tongue facecranmers on June 5th, 2013 10:28 am (UTC)
FOUND IT