paint me like one of your french girls.

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"Why should I not want something better?" she went on. "The old order, it is good for the old. A farmer wants his son to be afraid of beautiful women, so that he will not leave home too soon, so he tells a story about how one drowned his brother’s cousin’s friend in a lake, not because he was a pig who deserved to be drowned, but because beautiful women are bad, and also witches. And it doesn’t matter that she didn’t ask to be beautiful, or to be born in a lake, or to live forever, or to not know how men breathe until they stop doing it."

Catherynne M. Valente. Deathless.

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youcallitwinter

13 February 2012 @ 10:49 pm

paint me like one of your french girls.

So you remember that thing I said about how in three days there'd be a ton of fic about Klaus painting Caroline in the nude ala Titanic?

observe.

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ishi_chan is a boss for bringing this to my notice]. Although seriously, this is fucking fantastic.

stranger in a strange land: perspective 45in45

[45 category + 16 alternates]

buffy the vampire slayer. how i met your mother. the vampire diaries.
once upon a time. robert downey jr. audrey kitching. amanda seyfried.
anne hathaway. harry potter. taylor swift. loki. stock.
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10 THEMES

the fairest of them all	me, a p-princess? shut up.	just books and cleverness	tonight, let there be light	just to waste my time with you


love, i get so lost sometimes	i do not have a gentle heart, sir	i may be love's bitch	made you up inside my head	dream a little bigger, darling

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10 CATEGORY – PERSPECTIVE

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5 CATEGORY- CROPS

10 ARTIST'S CHOICE

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Tags: brb dying laughing, caroline forbes needs her own tag, fandom: buffy the vampire slayer, fandom: the vampire diaries, freud probably has a theory on it, i love everyone in this bar, i may be love's bitch, icons, icons: buffy the vampire slayer, icons: how i met your mother, icons: stock, icons: textures, jesus am i actually shipping this?, on your birthday is now a tag, the show wants me to ship klaus/caroline, this show broke me trufax, what even is my life?, why the world shouldn't end in 2012

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youcallitwinter on February 16th, 2012 07:31 pm (UTC)

I KNOW, I WANT ALL THE FIC. TBH, THESE BITCHES SHOULD GET THEIR OWN SPIN OFF. (Fog can be a regular guest star of course)

OKAY, THIS IS THE FIC THAT I NEED IN MY LIFE YESTERDAY

Klaus/Kol should have all the moments; and I'm getting heavy incestuousy vibes from Rebekah/Kol in the trailer thing. MAN, THE ORIGINALS ARE REALLY ALL ABOUT KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY D: Bitchfights are the ultimate guy thing in the show, Elijah is probably

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ever_neutral on February 16th, 2012 09:48 pm (UTC)

THE CROW HAS A PROFILE!!!!! (Damon does like to snuggle the Teddy though. JS.)

AWWWW the boys' sleepover. Damon defending Ric's hair. *tear*

I AM GETTING INCEST VIBES FROM KOL AND REBEKAH TOO. \o/ We will see, we will see.

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